The arena lights dim to a low blue hue as a single spotlight casts a focused beam down the center of the ramp. The opening notes of “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor blend into a crisp, orchestral rhythm — pulsing strings and percussive Greco-Roman drums creating a sense of precision and legacy.
Out steps B.R. Ellis.
Dressed in a deep-blue singlet trimmed with gold, high-laced wrestling boots, and white tape carefully wrapped around his wrists, Ellis takes his place at the top of the ramp. He pauses — no flair, no shout — and delivers a respectful bow to the crowd before beginning his march toward the ring with deliberate, grounded strides.
John Phillips: "B.R. Ellis — the mat technician, the quiet storm. A man who carries Olympic discipline in every movement he makes."
Mark Bravo: "Ellis don’t talk much, Johnny, but he wrestles like a man who wrote the textbook. Smooth transitions. Clean technique. No wasted motion. And if you think that means he’s soft? You’re gonna find out how hard a German suplex can land."
Ellis reaches ringside, circles toward the steel steps, then slides into the ring with fluid economy. He kneels at the center, adjusts his knee pads, and slowly rises, cracking his knuckles as the house lights flare back up. His eyes don’t scan the crowd — they stay locked on the entryway. Focused. Unshaken.
John Phillips: "He’s never been about the noise. He’s about execution. And with Maxx Mayhem on deck? He’s going to need every bit of that technical control."
Mark Bravo: "Because Maxx ain’t coming down that ramp to lock up. He’s coming to blow things up."
The lights twitch to static as the sound of blaring sirens floods the arena—
And here comes chaos.
The sirens wail louder. Red lights pulse in erratic bursts as the entrance screen glitches with static and spray-painted symbols. Then —
“Holiday” by Green Day blasts through the speakers like a Molotov cocktail through a storefront window.
Maxx Mayhem explodes onto the stage, swinging a dented trash can lid like it’s a trophy, shouting something completely unintelligible at the crowd. His hair is wild. His boots are untied. His mouth is twisted in a grin that says: "You might get hurt, and I might like it."
Mark Bravo: "Here he is! The eye twitch. The scream. The airborne objects — yep, it’s Maxx Mayhem!"
John Phillips: "The most unpredictable man in WrestleUTA. Maxx Mayhem doesn’t have a game plan — he is the game plan. And the goal is carnage."
He pounds the trash lid against the ramp twice, startling fans in the front row, then licks the edge of it before hurling it down like a dropped mic. Maxx sprints toward the ring — slides in — and IMMEDIATELY rolls across the canvas in a full circle like a pinball, popping up in the center on one knee, arms wide like he just won a war.
He spots Ellis standing calmly in the corner, not flinching, not blinking — and that just makes Maxx grin wider.
John Phillips: "There’s B.R. Ellis — calm, locked in — and there’s Maxx Mayhem… possibly deciding what part of the ring he wants to set on fire."
Mark Bravo: "This ain’t a wrestling match. It’s a science experiment gone wrong."
The referee quickly checks Maxx for weapons — Maxx laughs and raises his arms like he’s at airport security — then pretends to pat himself down just to speed things along.
The bell hasn't even rung yet… and already, the atmosphere feels combustible.
DING DING DING!
B.R. Ellis steps out of his corner with the posture of a man preparing for a clinic — body low, arms raised in classic grappling stance, ready to begin this bout with fundamentals.
He extends his hand upward, calling for a test of strength — a respectful, controlled start.
John Phillips: "Ellis, as always, trying to dictate the pace. Textbook chain wrestler’s mindset — start with control, build pressure, make Mayhem play your game."
Maxx Mayhem looks at the offered hand… then down at Ellis’ boots… then up at the ceiling.
Then he laughs. Loud. High-pitched. Grating.
Mark Bravo: "Oh, buddy, he ain’t lockin’ up. He’s sizing up how many parts of B.R. Ellis he can legally relocate."
Instead of engaging the test of strength, Maxx spits in his own hand — and slaps himself in the face with it!
The crowd gasps. Ellis blinks once, confused. Maxx howls like a lunatic.
Maxx Mayhem: "LOCK THAT UP, PROFESSOR!"
Maxx charges before Ellis can reset — ducks under the arm, spins behind, and rakes the eyes with both hands like he’s swiping a foggy windshield.
The referee starts warning immediately, but Maxx just skips away, hands in the air like he's done nothing wrong.
John Phillips: "So much for a clean start!"
Mark Bravo: "He’s redefining ‘ring awareness.’ Mostly by ignoring every rule printed in the manual."
Ellis shakes it off, blinking hard — but Maxx is already bouncing off the ropes — discus elbow! It lands flush on the jaw and drops Ellis to a knee!
Maxx cackles, hits the ropes again — goes for a running neckbreaker — but Ellis counters with a tight waistlock!
German Suplex! Maxx bounces hard — crowd pops for the impact!
John Phillips: "And that’s how you stop a tornado — with precision and leverage!"
Ellis doesn’t waste a second. He goes right into a headlock takeover, dragging Maxx to the mat and cinching it in tight. The chaos pauses — briefly — under pure technique.
Mark Bravo: "Ellis just hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE on that whole flurry. That’s what he does — resets you back to zero."
But Maxx isn’t trying to escape like a normal wrestler — he bites Ellis’ wrist tape and starts laughing again until the ref counts to four and forces the break!
Ellis backs off reluctantly, now understanding the assignment: this isn’t a match. It’s a brawl disguised as a comedy sketch… with broken bones at the punchline.
B.R. Ellis steps in again, cautiously now — looking to tie up from the side — but Maxx fakes a collar-and-elbow and instead boots him in the gut, doubling him over!
Ellis stumbles — Maxx snatches him into a tight front facelock — Snap DDT! Spikes Ellis headfirst into the mat!
John Phillips: "That wasn’t clean, but it was nasty. And that’s how Mayhem likes it."
Maxx scrambles to the outside, yanking up the apron like a madman looking for treasure — and sure enough, he finds it: a battered trash can lid from earlier. He slides it into the ring like he’s feeding a shark.
Mark Bravo: "Uh-oh. Here comes the extracurriculars!"
The ref steps in — waving his arms, warning him — Maxx just throws both hands up again and backs off innocently… then lunges past the ref and drives a boot to Ellis’ midsection again!
With the official distracted putting the lid back outside, Maxx pulls Ellis into the ropes and chokes him with his forearm, sneering through the referee’s five-count.
Ref: "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!"
Maxx releases at the last second, then backs away with exaggerated jazz hands.
Maxx Mayhem: "What?! I'm a gentleman!"
John Phillips: "He’s like if Bugs Bunny was raised in a junkyard and taught how to street fight."
Ellis crawls out of the ropes, trying to stand — Maxx hits the far side — Running Cannonball into Ellis in the corner!
The crowd groans from the impact — Maxx crashes into Ellis and himself, but laughs through the pain, slapping the mat like he’s having the time of his life.
Mark Bravo: "That’s the Crash Course — the move that hurts everyone involved, and Maxx lives for it!"
He yanks Ellis out by the wrist, drags him to center ring, and drops a heavy elbow to the spine — then slaps on a tight rear chinlock, grinding in with forearm pressure and body weight.
John Phillips: "Mayhem’s not just brawling now — he’s smothering. Grinding. And the longer Ellis stays down, the harder it is for that clean game plan to matter."
Maxx leans in close, lips by Ellis’ ear —
Maxx Mayhem: "This ain’t no high school gym, wrestler boy. This is Mayhem 101."
Ellis grimaces but begins to fight up, crowd clapping in rhythm —
Mark Bravo: "You can tell Maxx wants to win… but he also wants to leave a message carved in Ellis’ chest while he does it."
As Ellis rises, Maxx knees him in the gut and drives him back down with a swinging neckbreaker! He covers!
Ref: "ONE! TWO!"
Kickout!
John Phillips: "Ellis stays alive — but how long can he hold out in this chaos?"
Maxx slaps the mat in mock frustration, then crawls toward the ropes, muttering to himself and clearly planning something reckless.
Maxx Mayhem crawls toward the corner, grinning through his busted-up offense, eyes on the top rope like it owes him money. He climbs to the second buckle, arms wide, tongue out —
— but B.R. Ellis snaps to life!
He charges the corner and meets Maxx with a clubbing forearm to the spine! Maxx stumbles, stunned — Ellis climbs the ropes behind him — and with a roar, hits a thunderous German suplex off the second rope!
John Phillips: "Whoa! Second-rope German suplex! That’ll rip the air out of your lungs!"
The ring shakes as Maxx lands awkwardly, crumpling to his side. Ellis doesn’t cover — he doesn’t have the energy — but the crowd rallies behind him, sensing the shift.
Mark Bravo: "You hear this crowd? B.R. Ellis just took the wheel — now let’s see if he can drive this thing home!"
Ellis wipes the sweat from his brow, pulls Maxx to his feet with both arms locked — gut-wrench lift — but Maxx throws wild elbows, fighting it off! Ellis shoves him to create space — Maxx rebounds —
SNAP SUPLEX! Ellis plants him!
Maxx bounces on impact, clutching his back — Ellis moves fast, wrapping the arm — transitions into the Lockjaw Lock! Modified Fujiwara!
John Phillips: "Submission attempt! He’s got the arm — that’s a tight angle!"
Maxx screams and flails, eyes wide with panic as Ellis cranks the arm back. The ref drops to check —
Ref: "Do you give up?!"
Maxx shouts "NO!" and claws at the mat — inching — inching — he reaches the ropes!
Mark Bravo: "Mayhem survives — but barely. That arm’s gonna be dangling like a noodle the rest of the night!"
Ellis breaks clean at four. He backs up — hands on hips — breathing hard, but focused. He points to Maxx’s shoulder, clearly targeting it now. The technician is back in control… but Maxx?
Maxx rolls to the outside, clutching his shoulder, limping. The crowd boos as he stumbles around the ringside area, muttering to himself.
John Phillips: "Maxx might be regrouping… or scheming. You never really know with him."
The ref begins counting. Ellis stays centered, motioning for Mayhem to get back in. But Maxx suddenly flips over the timekeeper’s table!
Mark Bravo: "Oh boy. This ain't over — it's about to get weird again."
Maxx grabs a folding chair — the ref is shouting at him — and Maxx just lobs it across the floor like a frisbee, yelling "THIS IS FINE!" before staggering back toward the ring, half laughing, half limping, full unhinged.
John Phillips: "The technician brought him to the edge of defeat — but Maxx Mayhem refuses to stay in a straight line."
The match isn’t over. The storm’s just shifting directions.
As the referee finishes lecturing Maxx about the chair toss, Ellis leans through the ropes, urging him to get back in and finish this the right way.
Big mistake.
Maxx suddenly leaps onto the apron and snaps Ellis’ neck across the top rope with a guillotine-style drop! Ellis whiplashes back and hits the mat hard, clutching his throat.
Mark Bravo: "There he goes again — no setup, no warning, just violence at the speed of thought!"
Maxx slips back into the ring like a hyena through a cage door. He pounces on Ellis with rapid stomps to the chest, then rakes his forearm across the face while yelling, "CHAIN WRESTLE THIS, COLLEGE BOY!"
John Phillips: "The ref’s losing control again — and Maxx Mayhem is loving every second of it."
Ellis tries to sit up — Maxx sprints past him — rebounds — running cannonball to the back! Maxx flattens Ellis like a folding chair!
He doesn’t go for the cover. Instead, Maxx drags him upright and hooks him for a DDT — plants him again with a snap!
Mark Bravo: "That’s the second time he’s targeted the head and neck. He’s trying to crack the foundation!"
Maxx gets to his knees, sweaty hair in his eyes, breathing heavily — then he rolls out again.
John Phillips: "Where’s he going now?"
Maxx yanks the steel steps slightly away from the ring, clears a bit of floor space — then sprints back in, grabs Ellis by the arm, and whips him HARD to the outside through the middle rope!
Ellis lands with a sickening thud on the mat-covered concrete. Maxx follows immediately.
He stalks over to Ellis — drags him up by the waist — running cannonball into the guardrail!
John Phillips: "Good God! He might’ve cracked a rib with that one!"
Ref: "FOUR!"
Maxx gets up slowly, holding his lower back from the impact — but smiling. Always smiling. He turns to a kid in the front row and steals their popcorn, pours a handful into his mouth, chews once, and then spits it over Ellis with a dramatic flourish.
Mark Bravo: "Popcorn assault! This dude has no filter — or hygiene!"
Ref: "SIX!"
Maxx rolls Ellis back in at seven, then slithers in behind him. He hooks both arms — butterfly position — and lifts Ellis halfway before slamming him with a double-arm sitout facebuster!
He covers, finally.
Ref: "ONE! TWO!"
Kickout!
John Phillips: "Ellis survives again — but Maxx is peeling this match apart one layer at a time."
Mark Bravo: "And you can tell — he’s just getting started."
Maxx grabs the camera rope-side, leans in, and licks the lens.
Maxx Mayhem: "You like that? Huh? THIS is art!"
But behind him… Ellis is moving again.
Maxx turns around just as Ellis gets to a knee — and without hesitation, slaps him across the face with the back of his hand.
Not a strike. A message.
Maxx Mayhem: "You think you’re better than me?! You think rules keep you safe?!"
Ellis tries to stand — Maxx charges — and barrels him over the top rope with a wild clothesline! Both men crash to the outside!
John Phillips: "This is spiraling fast — Maxx Mayhem has dragged this match so far from Ellis’ world, it might as well be held in an alley!"
Maxx gets up first, panting like a beast. He yells at the timekeeper to move — then yanks up the ringside mat!
Mark Bravo: "Oh no… now we’re in Maxx Mayhem’s favorite place: exposed concrete."
He drags Ellis by the boot — lifts him to a vertical base — and hooks the head.
Snap DDT on the concrete!
The crowd gasps as Ellis’ body stiffens and then rolls limp. Maxx sits next to him, wide-eyed, mouthing “BOOM” as if he’s impressed by his own handiwork.
Ref: "FOUR!"
Maxx finally hauls Ellis’ lifeless form back up and shoves him under the ropes — following slowly, deliberately, like a man dragging home a trophy.
Inside the ring, Maxx grabs Ellis’ arm and bends it behind his back — then stomps on the elbow joint repeatedly while grinning at the crowd, asking “STILL TECHNICAL, BRO?”
John Phillips: "He’s targeting the arm now — looking to rip away Ellis’ whole offense!"
Mark Bravo: "That armbar of his? It’s not much use when your whole shoulder’s been pulverized."
Maxx picks Ellis up again — this time dragging him to the corner. He sets him in a seated position against the bottom turnbuckle… and backs up to the opposite corner.
The crowd starts to stir. They know what’s coming.
John Phillips: "He’s setting up for it… the Crash Course."
Maxx beats his chest — sprints full speed — and launches into a cannonball senton!
BOOM! He crushes Ellis in the corner — and himself.
Both men slump to the mat, Maxx grinning through the pain, Ellis barely moving.
Mark Bravo: "He’s not trying to win — he’s trying to end careers and get cheered for it!"
Maxx crawls over — throws an arm across Ellis for the cover.
Ref: "ONE! TWO!"
…
TH—KICKOUT! Ellis gets the shoulder up!
John Phillips: "Unreal resilience! Ellis just survived a car crash and kicked out!"
Maxx rolls to his back, laughing again — this time more manic, more ragged.
Maxx Mayhem: "Okay, okay… let’s go bigger."
He sits up slowly, eyes flicking toward the top rope — a rare look for Maxx. A new plan forming.
Meanwhile… Ellis is starting to stir.
As Maxx Mayhem climbs to the top rope — slowly, gingerly — B.R. Ellis rolls to his stomach, pushing himself up on one trembling arm. The crowd stirs. He’s still fighting.
John Phillips: "How is Ellis even moving after everything he’s been through tonight?"
Maxx pauses atop the turnbuckle, sees Ellis rise, and yells:
Maxx Mayhem: "You just don’t DIE, do you?!"
He leaps — going for a flying elbow — but Ellis sidesteps!
Maxx crashes hard, ribs-first to the mat! Ellis pounces — wraps the waist — GUT-WRENCH LIFT!
The crowd explodes as Ellis heaves Mayhem up, every muscle shaking—
—but Maxx jabs a thumb into the eye mid-lift!
Mark Bravo: "DIRTY! But effective!"
Ellis stumbles back, blinded — Maxx explodes to his feet and blasts him with a discus elbow! Ellis staggers —
CHAIR-ASSISTED DROPKICK! Maxx grabs the chair he stashed near the apron, hurls it into Ellis’ chest, then dropkicks it straight into him!
John Phillips: "Come on! That’s illegal — the ref didn’t see it!"
Ellis crashes to the mat, coughing, barely conscious. Maxx throws the chair back outside and yells at the crowd:
Maxx Mayhem: "This is YOUR hero?! THIS GUY?!"
He drags Ellis into the corner again — slaps himself in the face three times — then charges across the ring with full-speed fury—
CRASH COURSE! That cannonball connects again — and this time, it might have knocked Ellis out cold.
Maxx slowly peels Ellis out of the corner — hooks the leg — and screams in victory as the ref drops to count.
Ref: "ONE! TWO! THREE!"
DING DING DING!
“Holiday” hits the speakers again as Maxx Mayhem rolls onto his back, cackling like a man who just blew up a building and loved every second of it.
John Phillips: "That was less of a match and more of a beatdown. B.R. Ellis came in with a plan — Maxx Mayhem came in with a wrecking ball."
Mark Bravo: "Ellis tried to chain wrestle his way through a war zone — and Maxx showed him what happens when the rules don’t apply."
Maxx stumbles to his feet, arms outstretched, yelling “ART!” at the booing fans while mocking them with exaggerated bows. He mouths off to commentary, throws sweat in their direction, and finally exits the ring — leaving Ellis broken and gasping on the canvas.
Tonight… chaos won.