Suddenly, the arena goes pitch black. The glow of handheld phones and devices flicker like stars across the crowd. A solitary dark orange spotlight pierces the darkness, illuminating the center of the ring as the haunting intro of “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane begins to play.
Just before the lyrics begin, smoke begins to puff from either side of the entrance ramp. Then—
SCREEEEECH!
A deafening, high-pitched screech cuts through the music. The curtains at the top of the ramp burst open—ZHALIA FEARS emerges through the smoke, the UTA Prodigy Championship glinting under the lights. She stops at center stage, waving to the roaring crowd with one hand, a microphone in the other.
With a sprint, Zhalia races down the aisle, slapping hands along the way, and dives head-first under the bottom rope. She rises smoothly, microphone raised. With a sly smile, she taps her lips as if to hush the crowd. The crowd obeys—barely.
Fears:
Well now… what a crowd we have here tonight in the WrestleZone!
Cheers swell again.
Fears:
You know, it’s become pretty standard in the UTA for someone to strut out here and start rambling.
“I’m the best this,” “I’m gonna beat that,” or my personal favorite… “DYNASTY RULES!” Yawn, am I right?
The crowd jeers in agreement.
Fears:
So I figured—how about a change in pace? A change that includes yours truly... and this shiny little number right here.
She taps the Prodigy title proudly. The crowd responds with thunderous applause.
Fears:
As the first-ever—and current—Prodigy Champion, it just felt right to be here for the inaugural episode of Proving Grounds. We’ve heard enough Dynasty nonsense lately, especially over on Victory. So I thought… why not have some fun instead?
She pauses. The crowd eats it up.
Fears:
So… who’s up for some fun tonight?
The fans roar louder than ever.
Fears:
I thought so. Now, technically, I’m not booked tonight—though next week should be a blast. But you know what? Screw it. I want to defend this title. Here. Now. Right here in this ring, in front of all of you in the WrestleZone!
The place erupts with excitement. Fans begin to stand, wave, and scream for her attention.
Fears:
Yeah! But let’s keep this between us, huh? Management might fire me for this. Or strip the belt. Or worse—make me team with Dynasty.
She shudders in mock terror, drawing laughter.
Fears:
So… I need a challenger. Anybody here feeling lucky?
She slips through the ropes and starts pacing the barricades, inspecting eager fans. Finally, she stops in front of a man in a Madman mask and Venture Bros t-shirt.
Fears:
How about you? What’s your name?
She sits on the barricade beside him, microphone extended.
Man:
Dirk Sinclair!
Fears:
Nice! And the lovely lady next to you?
Dirk:
That’s my girlfriend, Sahara.
Fears:
Perfect. Well, up and over, Dirk!
Dirk hops the barricade. Something falls from his hoodie pocket—keys and a small box. Zhalia scoops them up and slips them into her own jacket. She then slides back into the ring as Dirk joins her.
Fears:
Alright, let’s make it official—can we get a referee out here?
A UTA official rushes down the ramp, slides in, and quickly confers with Zhalia, covering her mic. After a brief exchange, he exits the ring and shakes his head.
Fears:
Aww, boo. Sorry, Dirk. Looks like this can't be a match. Official business and all. That’s a real shame…
Dirk shrugs, a little disappointed. Zhalia pouts... then suddenly perks up again.
Fears:
Well, this was fun anyway. I just—oh wait, are those your keys over there?
She points near the barricade. Everyone, including Sahara and security, looks down toward the floor. Meanwhile, Zhalia pulls out the box and the keys, hands them to Dirk—and offers him the mic.
Dirk (nodding):
Sahara.
Sahara looks up from the ground just in time to see Dirk kneeling in the center of the ring. He opens the box—inside, a shimmering engagement ring. The crowd goes nuclear.
Dirk:
We’ve been together for over two years… and maybe this is a bit out of the blue, but—will you marry me?
The crowd holds its breath for a moment before Sahara screams “YES!” and rushes the ring. Dirk hugs her, slipping the ring onto her finger. Zhalia claps enthusiastically and picks the mic back up.
Fears:
How about that?! Give it up for the newly engaged Mr. and Mrs. Sinclair!
The fans erupt again in celebration as Dirk and Sahara embrace.
Fears:
Now that’s how you change the narrative. Screw Dynasty. We just made history—and a memory—for life. I may get fired, but that was worth every second.
She winks at the camera.
Fears:
We’ll be back next week, when my girls—and yours truly—return to action. Until then? Keep this between us. Stay awesome. And remember—if the bad guys wanna bring the darkness, we’ll bring the light.
Zhalia exits the ring, handing the mic to the official before circling to high-five the couple one last time. She waves at the fans and walks back up the ramp to raucous applause.