The UTA Rampage intro video blares across the screen — a barrage of highlights, chaos, and pyrotechnics. As it ends, we cut to the main floor of the Pearl Theater arena, where the crowd is already buzzing with anticipation.
The lights dim.
Fireworks explode around the backstage entrance. "The Suck for Your Solution" by Marilyn Manson erupts from the speakers. Emerging from the shadows come The Spawn: UTA World Champion The Spectre, UTA United States Champion Mr. Fantastic, UTA Hardcore Champion Devon Lynch, and "The Mind Bender" Shasta King, flanked by their managers J.P. Richmond and Tongo Quinn. Microphones in hand, they march to the ring with ominous purpose.
Mr. Fantastic: Do you people even realize what you're looking at? Sitting there, chugging your watered-down beer, waving those pathetic signs — you’re staring at the greatest mother in the world.
He points dramatically to the ring.
Mr. Fantastic: Four corners. Three ropes each side. A deceptively brutal canvas. They say nothing brings a mother more joy than watching her children succeed. Well then, she must be ecstatic — because this very ring gave birth to a legacy. Four and a half years ago, something incredible was born here. A force of excellence. A marvel of dominance. Something known simply as... THE SPAWN!
The crowd explodes with boos.
Mr. Fantastic: Tonight, the Spawn returns to show the world just how well our mother raised us. We’re not here to compete — we’re here to shine. To crush the false hopes of three pathetic stables that dare challenge our throne.
Mr. Fantastic: You’ve seen what we do on our own. Now, watch what happens when we unite. We devour the UTA whole — wrapped lovingly in the blood-soaked embrace of this ring!
Devon Lynch steps forward. His long hair veils his face. He breathes into the mic — loud, slow, eerie. The crowd roars with hate.
Devon: You know what I’m sick of? People walking up to me asking, "Devon, what’s wrong with you? Why all the tears? Where are your balls, sissy?!"
Devon: FIRST OFF — I proved I was tough when I won the Hardcore Title at Black Horizon. I proved it again when I went toe-to-toe with a seven-foot psycho like Crimson Lord. I tossed that 300-pound freak off a ladder and through a table!
Devon: And thanks to one dumb bastard sticking his nose where it didn’t belong, I lost the title I busted my ass for. KLASH. Crimson. Have your fun. Wear your gold. Because your reckoning is coming.
Devon: I've got you in my crosshairs — and later tonight, it's not gonna be a picnic. It’s gonna be pain.
Devon: And why am I emotional?
He clutches a locket hanging from his neck. His eyes shimmer with restrained emotion.
Devon: You know what? Screw it. You people wouldn't care anyway. You're all just cruel, heartless bastards!
Shasta King bounces into view, animated and grinning like a madman. His voice cuts through the venom with surreal glee.
Shasta: Tonight, ol' Shasta bringin’ all da trimmings, mon! Linen napkins! White gloves! A smokin’ jacket and a pipe!
Shasta: After da feast? I take da juiciest bone I can find, carve it to a point... and pick da leftovers from me teeth! HOOFAAA!
Finally, the mic lands in the hands of the UTA World Champion. The Spectre stands tall in the center of the ring, soaking in the thunderous boos. He grins wide.
Spectre: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Spectre: It feels DAMN good to still be champion. PINKY! Looks like you let your little pinkies down and fell straight into Satan’s Chamber!
Spectre: And now you DARE to ask for another shot? I gave it some thought. I really did. And here’s my answer: KISS. MY. ASS!
Spectre: You wanna act like that slow kid in school who ties his shoe in the hallway? Then GET YOUR ASS TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!
Spectre: As for The Spawn? Mr. Fantastic already said it best. We are the veterans here. Four and a half years of brotherhood. We’ve played every dirty trick. We’ve survived every war.
Spectre: And now, we have to babysit teams that’ve barely shared a locker room? Please. Klash and Kor have some history, sure. But do you think we care?
Spectre: Hell, who’s to say either of them will even show up tonight? Doesn’t matter. By the end of tonight, The Spawn stands tall again — like we always have — as the most dominant force in wrestling.
Spectre: Hate us. Fear us. Doesn’t matter. You’ll admit it: WE are the unstoppable. WE are in control. WE are in charge.
Spectre: And for the doubters? Every member of The Spawn has held gold. That’s not luck — that’s legacy.
Spectre: Think you can take us down tonight?
Spectre: Hehehehehe... IN YOUR DREAMS!
"Memphisto" by Depeche Mode hits the speakers. The Spawn raise their fists in unison as the arena drowns in boos. The war has begun.